electric city ❞

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Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:06:05 -0400

although obviously his memory had been a lot better than the mutant thought when he found himself staring into his dongsaeng’s window, brow perked in amusement once he spotted the lump curled up on the bed as he reached out to knock on the window. “xiumin.” jonghyun called out, knocking on the window once again as he repeated himself, wondering if he was really too late and if the boy killed himself already. heh.

“open up.”

hearing the rasps against his window made xiumin jolt up, his impatience putting him more on edge than usual. he looked towards the window with wide eyes - scared of seeing a potential ghost face through his window - but let a bright grin cross his face once he spotted his hyung. he slid off the bed and bounded towards the window, opening it up with a dash of haste.

as soon as the window slid open, xiumin managed to poke his head out and look up at the older. “hey hyung~!” he cooed, letting his infamous eyesmile spread his face. “you got here so fast, uwah~” xiumin reached out to gently tap the chunk of rock that jonghyun had used for a prop. he blinked slowly before looking up at the other male again, chuckling sheepishly. “oh- oh right! i was gonna ask you something, hyung!” he cleared his throat before blinking. “uh… two questions, actually! one… uh… can i lay on the dirt with you?” he laughed. “but, oh, two! i was wanting to know if you could teach me how to be… sexy?”

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Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:47:00 -0400

united nation funding week.

that’s what it was. people just had to shorten it down to ‘unf’, which was presumably probably the hardest thing to pronounce without it coming out of his mouth like some sort of seductive grunt. with already coming to the conclusion that being ‘sexy’ was the way to raise funds for the week, he was trying his best to appear that way. though being thoroughly flustered every time his bare shoulder was revealed, he wasn’t working to well with the act. thus, he knew just who to go to.

a hyung- but which one? would he- nah. how about- no, god, he’s too bear looking. there had to be someone he knew that was— oh wait, jonghyun. xiumin had seen the exaggerated millions of girls running after the man every time he lurked into the institution and had overheard each girl yelling compliments about how ‘sexy’ he was. he was the perfect choice — jonghyun could definitely teach him how to be sexy.

sending one last “uwah~ ♥ hyung! it’s important! i need you to get here now, or else i’m gonna die!” message to the other mutant, he set his phone down proudly and curled up on his bed, staring at the door and waiting for the familiar knock with the largest hint of impatience written on his face.

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Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:06:43 -0400

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▬ ohp

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:40:59 -0400

xmen-jonghyun:

…. …. ….

ok, so sexy = sex + the y chromosome.

and since y = male chromosome

sex + guys = sexy

guy sex = sexy

get it?

… but we don’t want sex, hyung. that’s gr0ce. (/ =o= ) we’re wanting to be sexy so we can be naked and raise enough money for united nation funding week!

xmen-karam: really? who? we could ask them together ! ♥ we’ll be the best ! i bet no one...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:14:38 -0400

xmen-karam:

really? who? we could ask them together ! ♥ we’ll be the best ! i bet no one has tried cute and sexy all rolled into one for UNF before, we’ll be the best ヽ(^。^)丿

uhmuhmuhm… jonghyun-hyung! he’s always got a million girls following him around every time i see him! ♥ mhhhhhhm! we’re gonna raise a lot of unf money~~ (๑˙ω˙๑)

xmen-karam: yeah !! we could ask the hyungs to teach us how to be sexy too （＾ワ＾）hello...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:09:26 -0400

xmen-karam:

yeah !! we could ask the hyungs to teach us how to be sexy too （*＾ワ＾*）hello xiumin ヾ(´▽｀)ゝ we’ll be the cutest ones out there for UNF week ♥

yes! i know some perfect hyungs to ask that call themselves sexy all the time! (۶•౪•)۶ this is gonna be great! and yes~~ the cutest unf-ers. ♥

xmen-choiseunghyun: (/walks in, over hearing the conversation) United…national…funding? Do you...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:04:18 -0400

xmen-choiseunghyun:

(/walks in, over hearing the conversation) United…national…funding? Do you mean UNF? (/is surprised as to how oblivious they are.. but is hesitant to break their innocence)

(/ widens eyes at the sudden intruder before nodding ) united nation funding is unf! unf is just a shortened version for the people who can’t pronounce united nation funding. (/ =u= )

xmen-karam: ehh … really ? wow !! so we can help if we get naked and act sexy...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:01:00 -0400

xmen-karam:

ehh … really ? wow !! so we can help if we get naked and act sexy too? ⊂((・▽・))⊃ but i don’t think i have a good body … ah ! maybe if we team up ! we can make lots and lots of funds for the nation ♥ my name’s Karam, what about you?

maybe we can! but ehh… i don’t either. but yes! if we team up, we would raise a lot of money for just being cute~ (oΘωΘo) ♥ and askjnc, it’s nice to meet you karam-ah~ i’m xiumin! (ό‿ὸ)ﾉ

xmen-karam: funding ..? ehh ~ isn’t that related to money? then why are some people acting so cool...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:53:00 -0400

xmen-karam:

funding ..? ehh ~ isn’t that related to money? then why are some people acting so cool and sexy? *0* like Soo Soo - hyung !! he’s cooler than usual … is it because he needs to look good to get funding? 【・ヘ・?】

… they have to appear cool and sexy to get money to give to the funding communities that then send the funds into the nation! that’s why everyone’s all naked and everything. maybe it means that the better body you have, the more money you’ll raise~~ (ღ˘⌣˘)

✗xiumin's vocabulary/notes

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:44:04 -0400

last update: april 25h

ships: when this is used, it means that two people are going to set sail on a ship to somewhere that they’ll enjoy and ‘make love’ (look at definition) all the time.

make love: when two people draw hearts in the sand/dirt at those so called places

pubic hair: it can apparently be pulled

dick: ………. what

puckered: lips obv

hole: the indention in the skin where someone pokes their finger

flower people: weird looking people who throw potentially poisonous things

secretaries: they scary, mang. omg

when krystal says “i’m gonna kill you (or any other presumption of death)”: she really means that she’ll just abuse my cheeks more

nurses: krystal

dumplings/steamed buns: … cheeks

weed/pot: some weird grass that everyone’s playing with right now ;A;

420: today’s………..date…….. ;; is it someone’s birthday?

when krystal’s nice: she’s probably ate some brownies

brownies: makes my cheeks fat („Ծ‸Ծ„ ) do….not…..eat

kissing: is gr0ce omg ;;

unf: united……nation…..funding??

bang: ~~isnt that a surname~~ apparently it can be plural so maybe these people are killing other people with bang toys stay away from these people ok

bang games: is that the opposite of the hunger games omg i love those papers

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xmen-jonghyun: (/ blinks and laughs) what? aiiii, you have a goldfish memory, i swear. (/ grins...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 19:03:44 -0400

xmen-jonghyun:

(/ blinks and laughs) what? aiiii, you have a goldfish memory, i swear. (/ grins back) oh, well, i’m sure she’ll be fine here. she has friends here, doesn’t she? (/ stares at him blankly, sighing a bit) yeah, she’s your sister. of course she’ll want you to be safe, even if she doesn’t show it ok? (/ nods wisely, grinning at his words) good! at least i know you’ll be safe then~ (/ c:) nah, hyung’s gonna stay here. (/ shrugs) my brother’s staying and i’m not about to leave him so… (/ trails off, smiling a bit) don’t worry though, hyung’ll be fine.

a goldfish memory? but… i thought that they had good memories! (/ shrugs slightly and grins sheepishly ) i dunno if she does… i think she might! but… (/ shrugs a shoulder ) but she’s still really mean to me! i’m sure she wouldn’t care if i just fell into the ocean and got eaten by a starfish. (/ =n= ) you’re going to stay here? but… (/ looks down at your smile and blinks slowly before nodding firmly ) okayokay, fine! i can’t worry about hyung, then.

MY 20 FAVORITE MUTANTS » viii. Multiple Man “Maybe in the...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:57:59 -0400

MY 20 FAVORITE MUTANTS
» viii. Multiple Man
“Maybe in the end, what makes heroes into heroes is that we’re just too stupid to quit and as result, even in the face of total defeat… we occasionally luck into a win.”

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Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:53:54 -0400

xmen-jonghyun: (/ frowns a bit, looking down at him) she did? why? (/ o0;;) ahhh, so you’re just...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:15:22 -0400

xmen-jonghyun:

(/ frowns a bit, looking down at him) she did? why? (/ o0;;) ahhh, so you’re just going to leave her here? well.. i guess if she can take care of herself it’s okay right? you should go back then, i think she’ll be more relieved knowing you’re safe somewhere. (/ nods, grinning a bit and ruffles his hair) yeah, before you get hurt. (/ watches him carefully, perking a brow) you can always come back you know. or do you have any friends from the institution you can stay with? i hear a lot of them are moving to seoul.

(/ shrugs ) she didn’t think i could teach her taiwanese… or something. i don’t remembeeeeeeer~ (/ pouts at ) maybe. i dunno. i don’t want to, but she’s really stubborn and mean and… mean and so she’s probably going to end up staying here. (/ blinks at ) and relieved that i’m safe? … (/ blank faces because he kno dat shit aint true ) i will! just when all the bad people leave. and i do have some of those! minhyuk hyung said i could go and live with him and his parents for a while until we’re able to come back. (/ =w= ) are you going somewhere, hyung? i don’t want anything to happen to you!

xmen-dohyeong: i….i think so? （￣∀￣；）(/ lol this fool just assumes everyone is a hyung until told...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 21:17:04 -0400

xmen-dohyeong:

i….i think so? （￣∀￣；）(/ lol this fool just assumes everyone is a hyung until told otherwise) how old are you cute hyung-ah?~ (●´ω｀●)ノ

cute? aii~ ;33; (/ reaches out and pats your head ) i’m almost nineteen… dongsaeng! o/

xmen-dohyeong said: hi hyung. (｡･ω･)ﾉﾞ want some help? (/ stares at blankly before shrugging )...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:25:33 -0400

xmen-dohyeong said: hi hyung. (｡･ω･)ﾉﾞ want some help?

(/ stares at blankly before shrugging ) nah, i’m okay! (/ blinks slowly and looks at ) i’m your hyung, though? whoa~ *^*

electric city ❞

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xmen-karam: really? who? we could ask them together ! ♥ we’ll be the best ! i bet no one...

xmen-karam: yeah !! we could ask the hyungs to teach us how to be sexy too （*＾ワ＾*）hello...

xmen-choiseunghyun: (/walks in, over hearing the conversation) United…national…funding? Do you...

xmen-karam: ehh … really ? wow !! so we can help if we get naked and act sexy...

xmen-karam: funding ..? ehh ~ isn’t that related to money? then why are some people acting so cool...

✗xiumin's vocabulary/notes

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xmen-jonghyun: (/ blinks and laughs) what? aiiii, you have a goldfish memory, i swear. (/ grins...

MY 20 FAVORITE MUTANTS » viii. Multiple Man “Maybe in the...

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xmen-jonghyun: (/ frowns a bit, looking down at him) she did? why? (/ o0;;) ahhh, so you’re just...

xmen-dohyeong: i….i think so? （￣∀￣；）(/ lol this fool just assumes everyone is a hyung until told...

xmen-dohyeong said: hi hyung. (｡･ω･)ﾉﾞ want some help? (/ stares at blankly before shrugging )...

xmen-karam: yeah !! we could ask the hyungs to teach us how to be sexy too （＾ワ＾）hello...