although obviously his memory had been a lot better than the mutant thought when he found himself staring into his dongsaeng’s window, brow perked in amusement once he spotted the lump curled up on the bed as he reached out to knock on the window. “xiumin.” jonghyun called out, knocking on the window once again as he repeated himself, wondering if he was really too late and if the boy killed himself already. heh.
hearing the rasps against his window made xiumin jolt up, his impatience putting him more on edge than usual. he looked towards the window with wide eyes - scared of seeing a potential ghost face through his window - but let a bright grin cross his face once he spotted his hyung. he slid off the bed and bounded towards the window, opening it up with a dash of haste.
as soon as the window slid open, xiumin managed to poke his head out and look up at the older. “hey hyung~!” he cooed, letting his infamous eyesmile spread his face. “you got here so fast, uwah~” xiumin reached out to gently tap the chunk of rock that jonghyun had used for a prop. he blinked slowly before looking up at the other male again, chuckling sheepishly. “oh- oh right! i was gonna ask you something, hyung!” he cleared his throat before blinking. “uh… two questions, actually! one… uh… can i lay on the dirt with you?” he laughed. “but, oh, two! i was wanting to know if you could teach me how to be… sexy?”
united nation funding week.
that’s what it was. people just had to shorten it down to ‘unf’, which was presumably probably the hardest thing to pronounce without it coming out of his mouth like some sort of seductive grunt. with already coming to the conclusion that being ‘sexy’ was the way to raise funds for the week, he was trying his best to appear that way. though being thoroughly flustered every time his bare shoulder was revealed, he wasn’t working to well with the act. thus, he knew just who to go to.
a hyung- but which one? would he- nah. how about- no, god, he’s too bear looking. there had to be someone he knew that was— oh wait, jonghyun. xiumin had seen the exaggerated millions of girls running after the man every time he lurked into the institution and had overheard each girl yelling compliments about how ‘sexy’ he was. he was the perfect choice — jonghyun could definitely teach him how to be sexy.
sending one last “uwah~ ♥ hyung! it’s important! i need you to get here now, or else i’m gonna die!” message to the other mutant, he set his phone down proudly and curled up on his bed, staring at the door and waiting for the familiar knock with the largest hint of impatience written on his face.
…. …. ….
ok, so sexy = sex + the y chromosome.
and since y = male chromosome
sex + guys = sexy
guy sex = sexy
… but we don’t want sex, hyung. that’s gr0ce. (/ =o= ) we’re wanting to be sexy so we can be naked and raise enough money for united nation funding week!
really? who? we could ask them together ! ♥ we’ll be the best ! i bet no one has tried cute and sexy all rolled into one for UNF before, we’ll be the best ヽ(^。^)丿
uhmuhmuhm… jonghyun-hyung! he’s always got a million girls following him around every time i see him! ♥ mhhhhhhm! we’re gonna raise a lot of unf money~~ (๑˙ω˙๑)
yeah !! we could ask the hyungs to teach us how to be sexy too （*＾ワ＾*）hello xiumin ヾ(´▽｀)ゝ we’ll be the cutest ones out there for UNF week ♥
yes! i know some perfect hyungs to ask that call themselves sexy all the time! (۶•౪•)۶ this is gonna be great! and yes~~ the cutest unf-ers. ♥
(/walks in, over hearing the conversation) United…national…funding? Do you mean UNF? (/is surprised as to how oblivious they are.. but is hesitant to break their innocence)
(/ widens eyes at the sudden intruder before nodding ) united nation funding is unf! unf is just a shortened version for the people who can’t pronounce united nation funding. (/ =u= )